is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just high enough for therapy.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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