matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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