I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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