had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
