i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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