i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
