I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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