these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
