Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He? As in you personified your dick?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
