I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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