I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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