The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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