So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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