is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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