so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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