3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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