I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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