So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
