I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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