Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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