dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Randomize
