What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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