whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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