So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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