She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
