I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I puked a lego.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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