You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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