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Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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