I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I don't deserve a penis
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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