why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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