i wish starbucks made bloody marys
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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