did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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