i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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