Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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