Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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