your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm getting married
To pizza
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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