I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
