I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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