sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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