I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was so not down for the gang bang
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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