Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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