At least make sure they are 18
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Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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