I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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