We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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