WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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