My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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