I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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