Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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