STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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