After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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