i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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