I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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