I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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