There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
